Saturday, July 9, 2016

Regular Show - Death Sandwich



The Death Sandwich is the flagship product of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs and appears in the episode Sandwich of Death. The recipe was created in an ancient dojo thousands of years ago, and was a closely guarded secret. Eventually Sensai took the recipe and made it into a commercial product, and thus his master holds a grudge.
The Double-Death Sandwich, which is a double-decked version of the normal Death Sandwich is the deadliest sandwich known to mankind. Just one bite out of this sandwich will kill the consumer immediately, regardless of whether or not they have the cut-off jean shorts and a mullet. The Sensei's Master tries to kill Benson by throwing it into his mouth but, Mordecai and Rigby save him by performing The Bycicle Kick of Death a new move that they learned after the Sensei gave a note to them that had the directions for the move, after reflecting it and tossing it into the Sensei's Master's mouth, Mordecai and Rigby successfully, killed him.
If eaten incorrectly, the consumer will suffer a deadly illness. Sufferers will undergo six symptoms over the course of six hours. Their face will start to turn green and they start choking and gagging; their face will start to feel like it's on fire; their intestines melt away and leak out of their body. The victim will then shriek in pain, but no one will hear them since they lose their voice. They will then regain their voice, only to cry out for mercy in ancient dialects before concluding with death.
The only known cure for the Death Sandwich is taking a bite from the Sandwich of Life, which will cure the sufferer instantly.
The Sensei offers them a new sub he calls the Sandwich Of Health, a meatball sub he claims is as healthy as a salad. Rigby is skeptical and says if anything it looks even greasier than a normal Sub. Sensei denies this and says he has one three times a day and is perfectly fine....only to keel over when his stomach explodes

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