Salsa Imbecilicus

Sweetie Patrol Cookies

Spongebob - Spaghetti



Spongebob - Hot Dogs

Spongebob - Cupcakes

Spongebob - Milkshake

A milkshake is a dessert served at the Krusty Krab in the episodes, "Pickles," "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV," "Ghoul Fools," and "License to Milkshake," and at Ice Cream in "Sun Bleached." It makes its major appearance in "License to Milkshake" to date.

 

Spongebob - Bubbly Water

Bubbly Water is a drink that only appears in the episode "Ditchin'."

Patrick drank a lot of this drink in the episode. He wanted something else to drink, but the bubbly water would suffice. Patrick kept drinking all of the water until they were all gone and he got abnormally obese.

This is SpongeBob's favorite drink.

Spongebob - Snail Milk

Snail Milk is a type of milk that SpongeBob drank to fall asleep faster in the episode, "New Digs," after trying everything else in the book that he had read. It is from snails and it makes people fall asleep pretty much instantly and quicker. It is best served warm.

The milk is kept in a transparent glass cup, and the milk itself looks just like ordinary milk from the real world.

Spongebob - Chocolate Balloon

The Chocolate Balloon is an object that is only seen in the episode, "Valentine's Day."

The Chocolate Balloon is a large, heart-shaped balloon that is brown in color due to it being filled with chocolate. It also has a rather poorly drawn image of Patrick in the middle.

The Chocolate Balloon is Patrick's Valentine's Day gift from SpongeBob. SpongeBob has Sandy arrive at the carnival later with the balloon to surprise Patrick with it. Unfortunately, the plans are ruined when chocolate-eating scallops start to fly at the Chocolate Balloon causing Sandy to delay her arrival. This eventually results in Patrick going mad and causing trouble at the carnival believing SpongeBob didn't get him a gift. Fortunately, Sandy arrives, and SpongeBob (and the other Bikini Bottomites) try to convince him to turn around, but Patrick stubbornly refuses. However, after hearing Sandy greet him, Patrick turns around and sees his gift. Patrick excitedly hops toward the Chocolate Balloon, but it bursts, causing chocolate to cover the entire carnival. A pleased Patrick tells SpongeBob that he didn't have to get him anything.

Spongebob - Indian Ocean Sea Grass

Indian Ocean Sea Grass is a special type of dish that was seen in the episode "SpongeBob LongPants."

As stated by SpongeBob, the Indian Ocean Sea Grass is sea grass topped with red algae.

In the episode, this dish was the special during that night at Fancy! where everyone in the restaurant was seen eating it.

Spongebob - Kelp Chips

Kelp Chips are chips sold in Bikini Bottom. They only appear in the episode "The Inside Job." In the episode, Plankton eats them, while watching TV in the Chum Bucket.

The Kelp Chips bag is dark blue. On the front there is a dark green circle with the yellow capitalized words "Kelp Chips" inside it. The bag closely resembles Lay's Potato Chips, and some unheard-of brands of potato chips, such as Golden Flake Potato Chips.

 

Spongebob - Kelp Cream

Kelp Cream (or Kelp Sauce) is a type of whipped cream that Patrick eats in the episode "SpongeHenge." This episode is the only appearance of Kelp Cream.

Patrick ate it when he watched TV. When the news came on the TV, Patrick threw the Kelp Cream/Kelp Sauce at the TV before SpongeBob came in, wanting to hide from the jellyfish that wanted to listen to the music that SpongeBob's pores made.

Kelp Cream looks like whipped cream only it is green. Patrick seems to be very fond of it though it is unknown of how it tastes exactly.

It may possibly taste like regular whipped cream or it could be kelp flavored.

It comes in a bottle that resembles some whipped cream bottles.

Spongebob - Raw Sewage

Raw Sewage is a burger made by Plankton, to finally make a Krabby Patty without always failing. It only appears in the episode "Patty Caper." In that episode, Plankton tells SpongeBob that he is on a list in the alphabet, and that he is on the letter R, and to steal the Krabby Patty Formula.

At the beginning, SpongeBob thought that Plankton stole the secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty, until he finds out that the burger is not a real Krabby Patty and just a failed duplicate attempt.

The Raw Sewage burger looks similar to a Krabby Patty except it is darker in color. It also has green sauce on it which resembles raw sewage.

Spongebob - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bran Flakes

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bran Flakes are a type of breakfast cereal. It is only seen in the episode, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II."

It is a light brown box with the modern versions of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy on it, suggesting it is either a more recent product or the box art simply changed when the heroes came out of retirement.

There is also a large cereal bowl that resembles Mermaid Man's trunks and belt that is probably a tie-in to this product. SpongeBob also eats this cereal with Breakfast Bites which is likely another tie-in.

At the start of the morning, SpongeBob eats them while he watches the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode. He mostly likes them because Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are on the box. 

 Bran Flakes is similar; they're possibly the same thing but with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy on the box, or else made by the same company/manufacturer.

Spongebob - Executive Treatment

The Executive Treatment was a usual Krabby Patty thought up by Mr. Krabs to boost profits. The Executive Treatment costed double the price of a Krabby Patty and only executives could order the patty. It was featured in "The Executive Treatment."

Patrick wanted the burger, but Squidward said to him, that only executives could eat it. Patrick paid 20 dollars for a tie and business glasses, that Squidward had, to look like a businessman and eat it. But, executives started pushing him out of the restaurant, to go with the others, to a meeting.
At the jail, SpongeBob learned that Patrick was in charge of the laundry room. As that made him an executive, he went here, to serve at Patrick the Executive Treatment.

Spongebob - Krabby Newburg

The Krabby Newburg is an meal that has only been seen in the episode "Squilliam Returns."

In the episode, Squilliam is shown enjoying the Krabby Newburg while SpongeBob and his many arms pamper him. SpongeBob describes the cooking process as such: "We take the finest cuts of aged, imported kelp, stuff them with herbs from our garden, wrap them in parchment with our award-winning shallot tapenade, slow-roast them in our wood-fired, clay-filled oven, or kiva, and serve them with a garnish of wilted coral on a mahogany plank."

The only known customer to eat this food has been Squilliam.

Spongebob - Smoked Sausages

Smoked Sausages are a type of food sold in Bikini Bottom. Picnic Supply Inc.. They only appeared in the episode, "Club SpongeBob."

They look like normal sausages but are connected one by one. It is unknown what kind of sausages they're supposed to be the underwater version of.

Squidward said, "Oh, smoked sausages! My favorite!". He sniffed them, and was going to eat them, but unfortunately Patrick had already sucked them into his mouth, like a vacuum cleaner.

Spongebob - Chum Balls

Chum Balls are small meat balls of chum made by Plankton. They are sold in the Chum Caverns, and appear in the episode of the same name.

The Cave Dwellers and Plankton serve the Chum Balls to the customers that go into the Chum Caverns to buy food. The only fish who are seen ordering Chum Balls are Billy, and three other fish (besides SpongeBob). The fish claim that it is disgusting (which is expected), but they are eating it just for the beautiful scenery of the Chum Caverns.

Chum Balls look like regular chum rolled into a meatball form. They look similar to Chum Nuggets.

Spongebob - Grandma's Cookies

Grandma's cookies are a food that SpongeBob and Patrick like to eat. The cookies first appeared in the episode "Grandma's Kisses."

Grandma's cookies are thin cookies with chocolate chips inside. They are made by SpongeBob's Grandma. Their debut was in the episode "Grandma's Kisses." Grandma has also made gingerbread men, and the gingerbread cookies are shown in the episode "BlackJack." SpongeBob and Patrick are very fond of these cookies.

Spongebob - Turkey Patty

The Turkey Patty is an alteration of a Krabby Patty, which was made for Thanksgiving. It only appears in the online game, Dinner Defenders.

It's not much different than a regular Krabby Patty. It appears to use the same ingredients but added with a turkey.